The Oatmeal puts into comic form what any reasonable person already understands.
Pick pocketing level: Surgeon.
AZ is so nice right now. I forgot what it was like sleeping with the windows open.
"Greetings. Fisto is programmed to please."
no wait i never consented to this emotional trauma i just wanted to play a video game
wow, over 700 new planets were discovered in our galaxy, that is a lot of sailor senshi